This is mad... honestly... Isopods

Panda King, and Rubber Ducky, are breed names for exotic woodlice

Well I always knew that Money in this world was abundant, and also with the age of the internet so was knowledge, so put the 2 together and you get yourself a pretty good business idea and make some money... So here's MENSAIDS latest business news... Isopod smuggling... Yes that's right, smuggle in Exotic woodlice (from where ever the hell you find them abroad), and sell them as pet's to collectors in the UK, and guess what, for breeds like 'Panda King' and 'Rubber Ducky' you can get £50 a pop. They are more valuable than Cocaine, and some drug dealers have switched from selling the white stuff and going for these little creeps instead. Absolute madness... who's buying these little rock crawlers? I got this from the Sun FYI, so thanks to those folk.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8kFiT3at5I0?si=Z1HHpHoJRkvKmjnV https://youtube.com/shorts/_REGpqNZAEc?si=9vi3JNv51ILQoxOb